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Humor in law school - Civ Pro

Ah yes, I am officially warped by law school...

We had the following humor in our Civil Procedures reading assignment for today...

    The Court: Next witness.

    Ms. Olschner: Your Honor, at this time I would like to swat Mr. Buck in the head with his client's deposition.

    The Court: You mean read it?

    Ms. Olschner: No, sir. I mean to swat him [in] the head with it. Pursuant to Rule 32, I may use the deposition "for any purpose" and that is the purpose for which I want to use it.

    The Court: Well, it does say that.
    (Pause.)
    The Court: There being no objection, you may proceed.

    Ms. Olschner: Thank you, Judge Hanes.
    (Whereupon Ms. Olschner swatted Mr. Buck in the head with a deposition.)

    Mr. Buck: But Judge...

    The Court: Next Witness.

    Mr. Buck: We object.

    The Court: Sustainted. Next witness.

More may be found in my classmate's journal - here

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weezer93
Oct. 27th, 2004 10:51 am (UTC)
Too funny.
enjoybeing
Oct. 27th, 2004 11:59 am (UTC)
:)
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enjoybeing
Oct. 29th, 2004 01:03 pm (UTC)
:) hehe
g8rgrl
Oct. 29th, 2004 11:29 am (UTC)
I read that to Jamie as part of the "tell your dog one joke everyday" program. She didn't get it. Must be a blond thing.
enjoybeing
Oct. 29th, 2004 01:02 pm (UTC)
There's a "tell you dog one joke everyday" program?
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