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From email - Signs

From an email.

On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."

At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
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