Wednesday / Thursday / Friday (June 18-20)
--- What exactly is a MINOR credit card?
--- Ovaltine is the Spam of chocolate milk.
Saturday / Sunday (June 21-22)
--- President Bush is no dummy. First he pressures Congress to pass a tax bill that favors the rich, and now he is going on a whirlwind tour to get them to give it back for his campaign fund.
--- Is there a college course to teach you to fold fitted sheets?
Monday (June 23)
--- Church sign: "Tithe if you love Jesus." I don't tithe. I hope Jesus doesn't find out.
--- If the Baptists cure all the gays, where will all the Baptist women get their hair done?