EnjoyBeing (enjoybeing) wrote,
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Jesus could have been . . .

Received this in email today. I think it's cute... it made me laugh outloud today at work. :)

Pls don't read this if you're easily offended by jokes having to do with Jesus.

Subject: Even God enjoys a good laugh


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been black:

He called everyone "brother".
He liked Gospel.
He couldn't get a fair trial.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

He went into his Father's business.
He lived at home until he was 33.
He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:

He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He used olive oil.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:

He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefooted all the time
He started a new religion.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish.

He never got married.
He was always telling stories.
He loved green pastures.



But the most compelling evidence of all - proof that Jesus could have been a woman:

He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
He kept trying to get a message across a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.
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