I go thru these phases where I pay attention to the AJC Vent. This is one of those times.... The last one (below) is the best.

From Friday, August 22

Memo to pharmaceutical manufacturers: What makes you think I am going to ask my doctor if your medicine is right for me when you won't tell me what it does?

Can't those terrorists realize Dubya has a campaign to run and money to raise, plus, he's on vacation?

Irony: "Honoring" the Ten Commandments by breaking that pesky one about graven images.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.