Leah's Highlights ~
Monday, July 8, 2002
::: To all of those who couldn't be with their families on
::: July 4th because they were seeing to our safety and
::: welfare: Thank you!
::: Georgia's laws against fireworks represent state-sponsored
::: interference with the process of natural selection.
::: To men who think that that comb-over makes you look like
::: you have hair: It doesn't.
Tuesday, July 9, 2002
::: I don't believe in atheists.
::: My husband has what I call leftaphobia. He will drive
::: miles out of his way to avoid taking a left-hand turn.
::: When you leave your phone number on my voice mail, please
::: slow down so I can write it down without having to replay
::: your message five times.
::: The trouble with most people is that they won't admit
::: their faults. I'd admit mine if I had any.
Wedneday, July 10, 2002
::: I decided to show my wife who was boss, so I told her I
::: was going out with the guys. Then I asked her whether she
::: knew who was going to polish my shoes and iron my pants
::: and shirt. "The undertaker," she replied.
Thursday, July 11, 2002
::: As an employer, I love earrings and tattoos. It tells me
::: up front that a potential employee is rebellious and lacks
::: good common sense.
Friday, July 12, 2002
::: My problem with the free school lunch program in Georgia
::: is when kids using it are also wearing designer jeans and
::: $150 footwear.
::: How can MCI WorldCom be going broke when I just got a bill
::: of $11.05 for two one-minute collect calls?
::: There is a way to improve test scores in Georgia schools:
::: Turn the reporting of statistics over to Arthur Andersen.
Saturday, July 13, 2002
::: I'm trying to figure out why an employer thinks that a
::: potential employee who has earrings and tattoos is
::: rebellious and lacks good common sense. I think both are
::: okay in moderation. Does that mean that a potential
::: employee who has neither is not rebellious and has good
::: common sense? Quit your stereotyping!
Sunday, July 14, 2002
::: I am a law-abiding citizen who has openly expressed
::: opposition to the Bush administration policies, who has
::: been "randomly" selected to be searched every time I have
::: flown since Sept. 11. Is there a connection?
::: I can't understand Michael Jackson worrying about someone
::: being prejudiced against blacks.
::: He is a white woman, right?