August 11th, 2002

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Political mumbo jumbo

How bizarre! (Thanks sri3m!)

Will enjoybeing Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?
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24% chance Bush would kill you.
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24% chance Clinton would kill you.
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33% chance he would sexually harass you.
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52% chance you would kill them.
Enter Combat
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Sisters of Mercy

A man, driving down a deserted highway, notices a sign that reads.....
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination...drives on. Soon, he sees another sign, which says...
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES

Realizing these signs are for real, he drives on, and sure enough, there is a third...
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him, and he pulls into the driveway. On the side of the parking lots, is a somber stone building with a sign on the door that reads...
SISTERS OF MERCY

He climbs the steps, rings the bell, and the door is answered by a nun in a long black habit, who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing some business," he answers.
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