August 14th, 2002


AJC Vent

These are my favorites for the past few days...

Sunday (August 11) -

:: Why is it the metal detector at the airport goes off for
:: the buckle on my belt, but the "turn on the water" sensor
:: at the sink in the restrooms can't detect my hands no
:: matter how I move them around?

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Tuesday (August 13) -

:: I love being married. It's great to find that one special
:: person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
:: Folks, if it's below 70 degrees outside and your A/C comes
:: on, you've either got the thermostat set too low or have
:: one heckuva hot love life.
:: To the guy whose wife never wants sex: Have you ever
:: thought that if it was good for her that she would want it
:: all the time?

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Thursday (August 15) -

:: Apparently none of the drunken pilots have ever heard of
:: breath mints.
:: I don't care for sex in the movies. I tried it once.
:: The seat folded up, and my girlfriend's soda spilled.
:: I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know
:: me here.
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