August 17th, 2002

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Popsicle

We bought a box of multi-colored & multi-shaped popsicles.
They each have a joke on the stick...

Here's today's:
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How can you live without knowing these things?

This has been shamelessly stolen from iampeteski's LJ. Thanks Pete! [Edited by me for brevity.]


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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

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