September 23rd, 2002


Vent break

Monday Vent Highlights ~

    Under no circumstances shall two real, macho men share the same umbrella.

    Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party should be killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

    Oxymoronic sighting: A white stretch limousine parked at a MARTA station.

    In the interest of fairness and full disclosure, I'd like to see the photographs of Miss North Carolina taken by her boyfriend before I make up my mind about the controversy.

    If you want your kids to learn about God, take them to church. School is NOT the place, hence the separation of church and state as provided in the Constitution.

    Maybe instead of invading Iraq to initiate a regime change, we should invade Florida.

    China has more weapons of mass destruction and a crummier human rights record than Iraq. Let's invade them, too.

    Hey GDOT, why is it when traffic is its worst, all we get are blank Navigator signs?
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White cotton gospel

This is from an adult christianity site... Their subtitle for the site is "defending the rights of the un-born-again".

    Do you pray with that mouth?

    Joe Scheidler, Director, Pro-Life Action League told the Chicago Tribune in an August 11, 1985 interview "I think contraception is disgusting -- people using each other for pleasure." And what's more pleasurable than oral sex - not that we would know, that's just what we've heard. And God knows it doesn't produce more Christian babies to spread the gospel throughout the world!

    So stop temptation in its tracts, with our 100% cotton panties! Put your money where your mouth is, and let your panties do the talking.
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