May 11th, 2003

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I love the vent

From ajc.com - Living Vent

Last weekend -
    "To announce that there must be no criticism of the president or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the american public." Theodore Roosevelt.


Monday -
    Then there was the sign at a pro-war rally, held by the guy with a mullet and unlaced high top shoes, that read: You librals are all morans!

    I just figured out that "ABC" song is to the tune of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star".

    The more I think about it, the more I feel it was not an earthquake, but Georgia trying to free itself from Alabama.

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Tuesday -
    "Baa, Baa Black sheep," "ABC's" and "twinkle, twinkle little star" are all the same tune.

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    I told my husband I went shopping at Kohl's because there was a 15 percent discount for senior citizens. "So how many did you buy?" he asked.


Wednesday -
    I did not vote for Dubya, but I'd prefer he do no more stunts with jets. If something goes wrong, we get Dick.


Thursday -
    I have found out that my flashlight is just a case for dead batteries.

    I don't think anyone has pointed out yet that the melody for the Alphabet Song and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" was written by Mozart. Sorry, I don't know what he called it.

    I got somebody's goat once. I was pretty proud, but then I thought, what am I going to do with a goat?

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Friday -
    Old Saying:Be wary of strangers bearing gifts.
    New Saying:Be on the lookout for the UPS guy with the large package.

    Dubya's Iraqi campaign is a Weapon of Mass Distraction...

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This weekend -
    I guess "Are you better off now than you were four years ago?" wouldn't be a good idea for a Republican campaign slogan.

    Your yard may be under water, but look at the bright side: Fire ants can't swim.

    What is that man in Avondale Estates thinking? How can you have a lime green house with purple polka dots without a single pink flamingo?

    I've dealt extensively with pilots and the only way to make them happy is give them all the money they want and then let them stay home to count it.

    Instead of "Song," Delta should have called its new airline "Prayer."

    Coude the people who sendd me SPåM pleese use spelt checker firts?



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