May 17th, 2003

Professional

AJC - The Vent

Friday -
    Sorry, but I'm getting really tired of trying to deal with people who can only speak English when they want to.

    Are you getting tired of Dubya flying all over the U.S. at your expense for photo ops to promote his programs?


Saturday -
    Dubya's Iraqi campaign is a Weapon of Mass Distraction.

    What's so big about the total eclipse of the moon? We've had a total eclipse of the sun for May.


Sunday -
    Any bets that Dubya pulls an October 2004 surprise by "capturing" bin Laden and Saddam three weeks before the election?

    I don't know what hell is like, but I bet they serve liver and onions a lot.