July 10th, 2003

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A few obervations

A friend sent this to me in an email. Can't resist... The last one is my favorite.

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
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Truth & Love

"If you never know Truth, then you never know Love."

      - The Black Eyed Peas (Where is the Love)
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