July 19th, 2004


Don't forget to Vent

From the Atlanta Journal-Constitution Vent...

    When did calling someone "a liberal" become an insult? Has everyone forgotten that the word "liberal" means "generous"?

    The Republicans don't want the FBI to know whether I buy assault weapons, but they do want them to know which books I check out of the library. I guess the pen is still mightier than the sword.

    Kerry and Edwards kind of remind me of Batman and Robin. Bush and Cheney remind me of Pinky and the Brain.

    It's going to be a Disney election: Dopey and Grumpy vs. Beauty and the Beast.

    My co-worker, who calls my politics "idiotic," also believes dinosaurs are extinct because they didn't get on Noah's Ark.


Differences between you & your boss

Differences between you & your boss

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you please your boss, you're apple-polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative.