- - Sir Nathan Meyer Rothschild
"Mothers are fonder than fathers of their own children because they are more certain they are their own."
- - Aristotle
"Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone."
- - Carlos Castaneda
"Learn to say no; it will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin."
- - Charles Hadden Spurgeon
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
- - Mark Twain
"The man with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say "How's the President?"
- - Will Rogers
All taken from The 201 Best Things Ever Said