EnjoyBeing (enjoybeing) wrote,

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Another reason to avoid shopping at Wal-Mart (humor)

A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

There are six floors. The attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch....If you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor then leave the building. You may not continue to any other level. On the other hand, if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find a

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The shopper goes up to the Second Floor. There, the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

She decides to go up one more flight. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, he decides to go up one more floor! She goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

She is very tempted to stay, but ultimately decides to go to the sixth floor.

On the Sixth floor, the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store. Watch your step when you exit the building - and have a nice day !

Snagged from saffirebleu

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