Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.
