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George Carlin Quotes

Stuff said by George Carlin. Funny.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
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