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How can you live without knowing these things?

This has been shamelessly stolen from iampeteski's LJ. Thanks Pete! [Edited by me for brevity.]


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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David,
Hearts - Charlemagne,
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

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Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

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Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
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