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Bud Light Presents... Mr. Stressed Out Law School Finals Taker

Narrator: Bud Light presents...Real American Heroes
Singer: Real American Herooooees!

Narrator: Today we salute you, Mr. Stressed Out Law School Finals Taker
Singer: Mr. Stressed Out Law School Finals Taker!

Narrator: You stay up all night trying to learn statutes that Congress doesn't even understand.
Singer: Why did Congress pass this crap?

Narrator: You inject your body with so much caffeine that your own blood is now considered an illegal stimulant.
Singer: I'll throw this casebook through a wall!

Narrator: But you know it will all be worth it when you pass the bar and are working 70 hour weeks and sleeping 2 hours a night- at the firm.
Singer: Pass me the brandy and pep pills!

Narrator: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh future lord of litigation, and remember, alcohol is a lawyer's best friend.
Singer: Mr. Stressed Out Law School Finals Taker!
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