Jay: Benjamin, please set the table.
{pause}
{Jay notices an extra place setting}
Jay: Benjamin, why are there 5 plates? Who gets the extra one?
Benjamin: God. {rustling in the fridge} I'm getting his milk now.
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Extra place setting
Jay: Benjamin, please set the table.
{pause}
{Jay notices an extra place setting}
Jay: Benjamin, why are there 5 plates? Who gets the extra one?
Benjamin: God. {rustling in the fridge} I'm getting his milk now.
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