EnjoyBeing (enjoybeing) wrote,
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Extra place setting

An exchange between my cousin and his son (who is 5 or 6, I think)...

Jay: Benjamin, please set the table.

{pause}

{Jay notices an extra place setting}

Jay: Benjamin, why are there 5 plates? Who gets the extra one?

Benjamin: God. {rustling in the fridge} I'm getting his milk now.
Tags: god, other people's children
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