Jay: Benjamin, please set the table.
{pause}
{Jay notices an extra place setting}
Jay: Benjamin, why are there 5 plates? Who gets the extra one?
Benjamin: God. {rustling in the fridge} I'm getting his milk now.
Thank god for excedrin and the people who invented it.
Ok, well, maybe its not broken. I have no way to really know for sure... But it hurts like a mother. I slammed it into the cart somehow at Target…
Settling on the Eve of Trial So it’s over, I wash off the war paint, stow my weapons, go home and have a glass of wine. After two years of full…