EnjoyBeing (enjoybeing) wrote,

Law quotes

How to win a case in court - if the law is on your side, pound on the law; if the facts are on your side, pound on the facts; if neither is on your side, pound on the table.
 - Unknown

An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years.  A competent attorney can delay one even longer.
 - Evelle I. Younger

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is 6 months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
 - H.L. Mencken

The illegal we do immediately.  The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
 - Henry Kissinger

What are politicians going to tell people when the Constitution is gone and we still have a drug problem?
 - William Simpson, ACLU
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