EnjoyBeing (enjoybeing) wrote,

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Vent break

Monday Vent Highlights ~

    Under no circumstances shall two real, macho men share the same umbrella.

    Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party should be killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

    Oxymoronic sighting: A white stretch limousine parked at a MARTA station.

    In the interest of fairness and full disclosure, I'd like to see the photographs of Miss North Carolina taken by her boyfriend before I make up my mind about the controversy.

    If you want your kids to learn about God, take them to church. School is NOT the place, hence the separation of church and state as provided in the Constitution.

    Maybe instead of invading Iraq to initiate a regime change, we should invade Florida.

    China has more weapons of mass destruction and a crummier human rights record than Iraq. Let's invade them, too.

    Hey GDOT, why is it when traffic is its worst, all we get are blank Navigator signs?


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