- Fulton County suddenly looks MUCH more attractive than Cobb, doesn't it?
Until I had my first hot flash, I didn't give spontaneous human combustion a lot of consideration.
I don't understand this debate over creationism vs. evolution. Everybody knows that men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
Not only did Jesus speak English, but his pictures prove he had long hair and a beard.
As a Cobb County science teacher, I'm pleased with the new evolution policy. Now I can discuss with my students how the Genesis version of creation cannot possibly be taken literally.
When I remember to think of my workplace as an asylum and my co-workers as inmates who cannot help themselves, I am much more accepting of their behavior, and my workday comes off without a hitch.
Saddam Hussein has been a problem for over a decade. Isn't it curious that he suddenly became super dangerous just before a national election?
Right you are. If I hadn't paid the detective good money to watch my wife, my wife wouldn't have had an affair with the detective.
All Dubya wants to talk about is war. I want to talk about my 401(k).
A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: women and fractions.