EnjoyBeing (enjoybeing) wrote,
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textsfromlastnight.com

So someone just introduced me to this website:
textsfromlastnight.com

The gist is that people send txts "from last night" that they shouldn't have sent in the first place... Most are funny, some are not-so-clean... And he was right, it's definitely addictive.

My faves from the 3 minutes I've been looking at it... (the number at the beginning is the area code from where the txt was sent)

(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.


And...

(847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
(1-847): How was it?
(847): Fantastic, but that's not the point.


And...

(843): happy early fathers day!!!
(829): im not a father
(843): about that...



Tags: humor, link, texts, tfln
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